Friday, April 5, 2013

MMMaybelline corn syrup kisses

Like smearing bathroom-deodorizer-scented corn syrup on your lips. Like the lip glosses of today, but far more viscous and sticky. Highly coveted by the 9-year-old set, though apparently marketed in an now-unnervingly  sexy way. I'm pretty sure none of us kissed anyone other than the family pets with this stuff on.